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M​Ö​B (LP)

by Scoobert Doobert

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1.
Stories 02:46
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Ooo Web browsing history My little internet diary Immortalized anxiety Alexa, what’s wrong with me I smile on Write a happy song Never letting on How much I worry I’m writing stories in my head Inventing awful things that you never said Mad at what you did in my dream Always in my head Imagine awful things that you never did It’s the end of the world In my head It’s the end of the world In my head So won’t you get out of my head? Big data cannot help me No matter how it tracks me No I’m not feeling happy No matter what the trends say Generative allergy Oh, Siri can you save me Internal little story I know you’re out to get me Said I know you’re out to get me Yeah I think you’re out to get me Ooo I think you’re out to get me Ooo I’m writing stories in my head Inventing awful things that you never said Mad at what you did in my dream Always in my head Imagine awful things that you never did It’s the end of the world In my head No I don’t catastrophize That information’s classified It’s designated for my eyes only Otherwise I probably Wouldn’t have a single friend Oh look the world’s ending again And every couples years we get a new election To break my family into pieces While the temperature increases No one’s happy when they’re hot But do you have to be so racist Every day another crises Of our soul and of our vices And I’m running out of air Cause it’s the end of the world In my head In my head Writing stories in my head Yeah you’re always in my head It’s the end of the world In my head In my head In my head Yeah it’s the end of the world in my head
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MEMORY LAN 03:32
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The good ole days On a sugar high Blowing in the cartridge I swear it worked last time Smack it and restart it Gather round, that did the trick Burn my palm on the joystick Rumble pack so realistic Stop screenwatching me, dude Take me back I'm feeling nostalgic A 90s track Can you put on The Chronic Run it back Wanna see the colors like I used to What a throwback Gin and juice and tonic A cereal box With a CD-ROM on it Put it back Wanna feel happy like we used to Like we used to Yeah like we used to Can it be like it used to Back to what we're used to Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah Feeling drunk off cactus cooler On AIM acting cooler than you Cause I got new ascii art To copy paste Everybody brought a TV Getting ready for the LAN party We sleeping over tonight Don't fall asleep first Or you'll wake up with a tattoo
And I wake up with a tattoo Mustache and a unibrow Looking like Anthony Davis Before he had a stylist What a throwback Gin and juice and tonic A cereal box With a CD-ROM on it Put it back Wanna feel happy like we used to Like we used to Yeah like we used to Can it be like it used to Back to what we're used to Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah I am grateful I am thankful For all the good times with you Yeah having that time with you Said I am grateful I am thankful For all the good times with you Yeah having that time with you
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Sunlight 02:27
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Strawberry shortcake A popsicle picnic A waterpark ticket for you I’m barefoot on concrete I’m burning up my feet It’s snow-cone weather Margarita round number two I'll be in the sunlight The sunlight Yeah, imma be in the sunlight The sunlight Imma throw a beer back And savor it Got me feeling alright In the sunlight The sunlight Oo yeah Hmm Oo yeah Hmm Yeah, imma throw another beer back And savor it And now I’m feeling alright In the sunlight The sunlight Oo yeah No tourist trap My mango got that Tajín in the bag Breezy Put up a hammock throw a frisbee Under a clear sky Summer camp away Where the living’s easy 'Cause nobody needs me Imma be in the sunlight The sunlight Yeah imma be in the sunlight The sunlight Imma throw a beer back And savor it Got me feeling alright In the sunlight The sunlight Oo yeah Hmm Oo yeah Hmm Yeah Imma throw another beer back And savor it And now I’m feeling alright In the sunlight The sunlight Oo yeah Sunlight Oo yeah Sunlight Oo yeah
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Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV) 02:46
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The richest guy alive Living on an island Lost his drivers’ license And next to me he sits The world’s smelliest child Puking in the doorway People watching all day Can’t look away DMV At the DMV Yeah, Imma be at the DMV Got my whole city right here with me Never seen a party like the DMV The D M V Yeah, you never seen a party Like the DMV The D M V Yeah, you never seen a party Like the DMV Now serving B6 At window number 9 The oldest man around And a lady brought a newborn I’m dancing in the corner To the Musak cause the beat’s fat But the colors of my city Be everywhere around me Can’t look away At the DMV At the DMV Yeah, Imma be at the DMV Got the whole city right here with me Never seen a party like the DMV The D M V Yeah, you never seen a party Like the DMV The D M V Yeah, you never seen a party Like the DMV Attention all DMV patrons It is now time to party Scoobert Doobert DMV At the DMV Yeah, Imma be at the DMV Got my whole city right here with me Never seen a party like the DMV The D M V Yeah, you never seen a party Like the DMV The D M V Yeah, you never seen a party Like the DMV
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Aliens 00:37
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What if when you go to heaven There’s like Lots of aliens And like They’re all talking Bout like How their religion was right And those aliens Are like Kinda sexy Wait might I be an alien To them If we all go to heaven What then Yeah, what then Oh oh Yeah, what then If dogs go to heaven Then Why can’t Alf?
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TOO HOT 02:30
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It’s too hot outside Oh, it’s too hot outside Oh, it’s too hot outside Ah Oo, it’s too hot outside Oh, it’s too hot outside Uh Said, it’s too hot outside Oh, it’s too hot outside Break into a hotel pool With a swim-up bar But they caught me in 4K Put an ice bucket near my fan But they melting In the heat of the midday Am I okay? Can I afford to see a movie? No Driving down to the coast Arm out my window Sipping on a bananana smoothie Wanna find a brain freeze Overheat Molten-leather car seat Got a broken AC Oh, lucky me me me Oo, it’s too hot outside Oo, it’s too hot outside Oo, it’s too hot outside Oo, it’s too hot outside Oo, it’s too hot Too hot hot Too hot Too hot hot Too hot (It’s too hot) Too hot hot Too hot Driving down to the coast Arm out my window Sipping on a bananana smoothie Wanna find a brain freeze Overheat Molten-leather car seat Got a broken AC Oh, lucky me me me Oo, it’s too hot outside Oo, it’s too hot outside Oo, it’s too hot outside Oo, it’s too hot outside Oo, it’s too hot Too hot hot Too hot (Oo it’s too hot) Too hot hot Too hot (Rah) Too hot hot Too hot (It’s too hot) Too hot hot Too hot (Oo it’s too) Hot
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Underwater 02:32
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I don’t wanna talk anymore Cause every time we do I bring you down You never come by anymore Sure miss having you Around me Cause you ground me And distract me From anxiety I’m on a stationary bike Wondering if this ride Is what the rest of my life looks like I’m a bluff failure Going into the ocean I’m sliding down into the water I never shoulda Pretended to be stable I’m a bluff failure Falling into the ocean Look out down below I gotta Break into smaller little pieces Never should of faked it I’m meant to be underwater Underwater Meant to be underwater Underwater Everyday is closer to tomorrow Or is it the same length away? Everyday I’m reaching out Grasping for air and falling down Can I get closer to tomorrow? Why is it always out of reach? Everyday I’m burning out Failing to see why I’m hanging round I’m a bluff failure Going into the ocean I’m sliding down into the water I never shoulda Pretended to be stable I’m a bluff failure Falling into the ocean Look out down below I gotta Break into smaller little pieces Never should of faked it I’m meant to be underwater Underwater Meant to be underwater Underwater Meant to be underwater Underwater Meant to be underwater Underwater
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fuck it let's go bowling 02:45
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Insomnia On a Saturday Fall asleep Only to dream Of a holiday meltdown Tap my leg Bouncing endlessly Shake the floor My calorie-burning trick Never calm down Oh freedom Wanting liberty No assembly line Taking back my time Fuck it Imma go to the beach Imma smoke some weed My boss keeps calling me but Fuck it Imma go to the movies Imma eat another gummy When it gets too heavy I’ll be saying Fuck it Yeah, fuck it Imma post it in the sand Post up with my sunglasses Reflecting on ya Yeah, I’m working on my tan Then I’m working on my sunburn Hello to my aloe Been a minute since I used ya Back of the fridge Disrespected All I need is to open up a coconut Or some shit like that And forget Oh freedom Wanting liberty No assembly line Taking back my time Fuck it Imma go to the beach Imma smoke some weed My boss keeps calling me but Fuck it Imma go to the movies Imma eat another gummy When it gets too heavy I’ll be saying Fuck it Yeah, fuck it Fuck it Oh, fuck it Let’s go bowling Said fuck it Let’s go bowling, dude Oh, fuck it Let’s go bowling Said fuck it Let’s go bowling, dude Oh, fuck it Let’s go bowling Said fuck it Let’s go bowling, dude Yeah, fuck it Let’s go bowling Said fuck it Let’s go bowling, dude Dude I wanna quit My fucking job so badly
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Gemini 02:26
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Gemini Oo Gemini Gemini Oo Gemini Everything I do will haunt me It’s running around It’s always running around my head And it’s 3 AM Gonna wake up again Feeling tired But I’m suddenly euphoric Oh, I hope the feeling sticks around But I’m up and down Yeah, I’m up and down I’m up and down I’m up and down I’m up and down I’m up and down Oh, I’m up and down But when I’m up Will you dance with me? We can make the most of everything Get a little bit high Go a little too far It’s too boring to be stable Dancing on a table Let’s light it up Will you dance with me? We could act like fools for eternity Never gonna feel bad Always gonna feel good Let’s lie to ourselves Lie to ourselves That the night will never end Until it ends Yeah, the night will never end But then it ends I don’t wanna see the sun Maybe I could move to Alaska Can’t be the only one But I sure wish that I could And it’s 3 AM Gonna wake up again Feeling tired But I’m suddenly euphoric Boy, I hope the feeling sticks around But I’m up and down Yeah, I’m up and down I’m up and down I’m up and down Oh, I’m up and down Oh, yeah Oh, yeah But when I’m up Will you dance with me? We can make the most of everything Get a little bit high Go a little too far It’s too boring to be stable Dancing on a table Let’s light it up Will you dance with me? We could act like fools for eternity Never gonna feel bad Always gonna feel good Let’s lie to ourselves Lie to ourselves That the night will never end Yeah, the night will never end Gemini
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Getting Easier 03:06
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I wanna wake up in your orbit Gravity keeping us warm forever Maybe you and I could become plant parents To prove that we could do it together Oh no, I killed our tiny cactus Overwatered, drowning in doubt California soil, out of practice Where a cigarette meets record drought Oh, throw me into the fire Oh oh, meet me under the waterfall Yosemite is turning green again Older trees are turning to ash A phoenix from a wildfire Rising out from under the snowpack Summer What a throwback Wildflower Hashtag California superbloom I hate it when you say that I thought nothing was perfect I thought nothing was worth it I’m thinking that I didn’t think it out enough, no Oh, throw me into the fire (Will I ever be, will I ever be Will I ever be ready?) Oh oh, meet me under the waterfall Oh, throw me into the wildfire Oh oh, meet me under the waterfall, oh Nothing is ever easy But it’s easy I want you to be happy And a little lazy drifting on the clouds Nothing is ever easy But it’s easy to me (Throw me into the fire) I want you to be happy And a little lazy drifting on the clouds Nothing is ever easy But it’s getting easier to me (Into the fire) Nothing is ever easy But it’s getting easier to me
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All I Need 03:11
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All that I need All that I need All that I need All that I need Wake up again In my tiny apartment I’m doom doom doom Doom doomscrolling Zillow The nearest place I can ill afford Is in Mexico Oo I’m an American Always wanting wanting wanting Mr. American Fast cars Nice things Diamond rings Cutting-edge technology Always forgetting to be happy Cause I got all that I need I got all that I need Oo, I got all that I need I got all that I need Wake up again With my best friend Grow a little garden Strolling down the rich people’s street Break into their private beach like Dancing in the sunlight Oh, the places we’ll go I’m an American Always wanting, wanting, wanting Mr. American Fast cars Nice things Diamond rings Cutting-edge technology Always forgetting to be happy Cause I got all that I need I got all that I need Oo, I got all that I need I got all that I need My teenage self Would probably be Disappointed in me But then again He was an idiot Oh, woah oh oh oh My teenage self And I disagree On what it means to be happy But then again I am an idiot Oh, woah oh oh oh I’m an American Always wanting, wanting, wanting Mr. American Fast cars Nice things Diamond rings Cutting-edge technology Always forgetting to be happy Cause I got all that I need I got all that I need Oo, I got all that I need I got all that I need I got all that I need

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released October 20, 2023

album art by Gentle Giant Illustrations
mastered by Riley Knapp
released on Beformer
written, performed, produced, mixed, etc by Scoobert Doobert

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Like the majestic poinsettia, I (Scoobert Doobert) was birthed from the sandy soil of Encinitas, California.

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